Sunday, December 10, 2017

How to consume water

Take water on proper timings, will maximize its effectiveness to Human body.





   Two (02) glass of water - After waking up -  Helps activate internal organs
   One (01) glasses of water  - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion
   One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure
   One (01) glass of water - Before sleep  - To avoid stroke or heart attack






Friday, February 15, 2013

Santa's Long Journey


Once Santa decided to go for a long journey.

He has his beautiful wife alone in his house. He was worried that her wife will cheat him if he is not there for long time. So he made a steel cover for her body with a lock.

He locked the body cover before going. He thought of taking the key with him. But at last he called his best friend Banta and told him to keep this key safely until he comes back. If he doesn't come back in 10 years, unlock her.

He started his journey in a Car. After one hour he saw a bike in a high speed was following him. He realised it was Banta.

He stopped the car and asked Banta "What happened?"

Banta Replied "It's the wrong key!!!!"

Naked Lay in Taxi


Once a naked lady came in running and got into a Taxi.

She told the place and urged the driver to go.

But the driver turned back and looked her from Top to Bottom.

The lady got angry and shouted to driver "What you looking at ? I am in emergency"

The driver has replied politely " I am just searching where did you keep the money and How you will pay my taxi fare as I am not able find any purse!"

Facts & Real time usage



  • It's impossible to lick your elbow.

    As if I don't have better things to lick.
  • Hippopotamus can run faster than a man.

    You can't catch a Hippo by running behind!
  • The word 'listen' contains sames words in 'silent'

    If I tell 'listen' , you should be silent
  • The only 15 letter word without repeating an alphabet is 'uncopyrightable'.

    That's why it's uncopyrightable
  • Aryabhatta from India has invented 0

    Othewise I wouldn't have received zero marks in my exams.

Noisy Frogs in the Well


A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs!

The farmer replied, There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy! So the restaurant Owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.

The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, Well... where are all the frogs. The farmer said, I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!

Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark.

Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking. Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.